Oh, how you flatter

I’ve been getting a lot of spammers trying to comment on my blog. I moderate all the comments, so none of these have made it through. However, some of them are pretty great and can be quite the ego boost…you know, if you pretend they are real and not just some robot stringing words together. Here’s a sampling, a greatest hits if you will.

e.e. cummings says:

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From one of my Australian readers:

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This person is on the right track. Gotta love those RSS feeds:

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This is probably my all-time favorite to this point:

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Yes, how is it I am not more appreciated? Indeed! I’m probably one of the most dynamic thinkers of our time. I’m like a Woman gaga over here! I will care for it up, at all times.

One Reply to “Oh, how you flatter”

  1. Your blog has changed my life. I was driving through the desert when my car caught on fire. I escaped through the sunroof, only to be attacked by foot long scorpions wielding cactus clubs. I kept them at bay with by dousing them with sunscreen and ran off, but found myself lost in the desert without any provisions, and only my iPhone to guide me. I checked my RSS feed and found one of your posts about illustrations. They reminded me that life is worth living, so I ran fifty miles to the nearest town, ignoring my body’s need for food or water. Without this blog, I would have just rolled over and let the scorpions win.

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